This is it… men want sex and women want a relationship.
Shouldn’t we ease into this conversation before getting to the nitty gritty? And we have to introduce our friend, Jack.
You can do the honours.
Jack is a friend of mine who I knew would tell us the truth. And boy, did we learn things!
Things that never occurred to me.
Or me. And we’ve been around the block a few times…
But apparently not in Jack’s neighbourhood.
This whole series started because I read an article about what men really think when they see a naked women, and the first thing the article said was ‘men don’t always want to have sex…sometimes they want to snuggle too’.
So you went straight to Jack, right?
I did. Jack – what do you say to that?
Thanks for having me on the blog. I love the purple bubble. Before I answer that question I need some context. Is this naked women in my living room or on a stage?
See what I mean? A hit of reality right there. Sometimes men go to strip clubs.
Back to the snuggling, Jack. What do you think about that?
If it’s someone we’ve had sex with 10,000 times then maybe. And by the way men never have a headache and if they did, sex would cure it. Sex cures everything.
Men never have a headache? How is that possible?
I think he’s talking about having a headache as a reason to not have sex.
Guys are curious – that’s why they like variety. You never know when you’ll come across some kind of anatomy you’ve never experienced before.
You mean a cape, right?
(Psst…Jack actually used the word ‘caped’ referring to a particular part of a women’s anatomy. The things we’re still learning…)
Here’s a couple of things we like. Leave the lights on. Guys are visual.
Really, men like the lights on? Most women, I believe, would rather that not happen.
Candles are okay, but no blaring lights. A mood-killer and far too revealing.
At any time if you’re with someone and she’s naked, you’re going to have sex unless she’s a stripper.
It’s true – there’s no sex in the champagne room?
Are men self-conscious?
They’re just happy to be having sex. They won!
Men rarely have an emotional response and they don’t care too much about minor imperfections.
Minor meaning eyebrows unplucked?
That’s okay, but be sure to shave from the neck down. And if a woman wants her man to do the same thing, she should tell him.
Does time of day have any bearing on things?
If it’s after midnight and we’re together, the penis is driving the car.
Are we just talking about hook-ups here, or are we talking about relationships?
Both, but when it comes to partners, compatibility is a big issue. Sex can get boring if there’s no compatibility.
Oh. So there’s some depth to the way men look at women.
Mmmmm…Sydney, you might be putting words in Jack’s mouth.
Men can be respectful too – if he doesn’t make a move right away, he may just be waiting for you to make the first move.
Thanks Jack! Entertaining as always!
Sydney, I think our list is shorter, and it is a bit shallow. Not boring at all though, right?
That’s right Irene. All we want is a sack full of cash, a room full of shoes, and a big –
– heart? That’s what you were going to say, right Sydney? We’re looking for men with a big heart?
Of course. Why? What were you thinking?
If you missed the beginning of our series, you can find it here – Part 1 and Part 2.